Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics

Artist	Adam Sandler
Album(s)	They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and allen covert

Richie: "so ya doin' good?"
Samantha: "ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"
Richie: "how good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."
Samantha: "ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."
Richie: "ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..."
[She hangs up phone]

[Phone rings]
Richie: "hello?"
Samantha: "sorry, I thought he was coming."
Richie: "that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet
Samantha: "umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights."
Richie: "well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. lets say around..."
[She hangs up phone]
Richie: "come on.."

[Phone rings]
Richie: "hey."
Samantha: "sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
Richie: "that's ok. well look, uh.. what was I saying? oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[She hangs up the phone again]
Richie: "give me a break..."

[Phone rings]
Richie: "hello."
Samantha: "sorry. it was just my dog."
Richie: "hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? why can't we talk?"
Samantha: "he just thinks I'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, I gotta go."
Richie: "don't hang up!"
Samantha: "richie, I can't talk!"
Richie: "no, I'm sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
Samantha: "it's not my dad."
Richie: "what? well, who's there? why can't you talk?"
Samantha: "uh, just look richie, someone is here."
Richie: "who's there? is it a guy!?"
Samantha: "richie!"
Richie: "i knew it! I'll kill him! put him on the phone!"
Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

[Hands phone to guy]
Richie: "hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!"
Buffoon: "fuckin' shit!"
Richie: "yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to god!"
Buffoon: "one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."
Richie: "yeah, well that's too bad! but I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[Richie slams down phone]

Samantha: "what happened? was he mad?"
Buffoon: "my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"
Samantha: "oh buffoon, you're the coolest." ( whispering ) "i love you..."

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